some-wayward-daughter:

onesimus42:

adrateia:

so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread.

And then reading fanfic instead.

The accuracy is incredible

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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.

dicksp8jr:

oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha

I got up”

clicks out of tab

image

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sarabatikha:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

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urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

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wislo:

More color tests for that one comic. 

wislo:

More color tests for that one comic. 

(via faethewitch)

roroll:

Pedal color meme~

dogrot:

more harmless/unpossessed AU, this time w/ bonnieidk why but when i envision him i just imagine him looking tiredat least hes a gentlebun

dogrot:

more harmless/unpossessed AU, this time w/ bonnie
idk why but when i envision him i just imagine him looking tired
at least hes a gentlebun

(via t2ash)

dogrot:

some harmless/unpossessed AU chica doodles birthday parties are her favorite and so are hugs

dogrot:

some harmless/unpossessed AU chica doodles 
birthday parties are her favorite and so are hugs

(via t2ash)

youdidnotseeme:

Really, it was only a matter of time. Charming old man. In heels. I don’t know why I gave him braids, it just seemed fitting at the time. 

youdidnotseeme:

Really, it was only a matter of time. Charming old man. In heels. I don’t know why I gave him braids, it just seemed fitting at the time. 

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Album Art

rocknrollercoaster:

every human deserves to have a slow dance with a beautiful person to this song

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ArtistArctic Monkeys
TitleNo. 1 Party Anthem
AlbumAM

postpunkwithnail:

squided:

foreveralone-lyguy:

the-amuro-ray:

drunktrophywife:

I don’t like this

I do

Imagine you try to use it and it turns out one of your cats pooped in it

bro lemme tell you about this shit though.  My mom bought it for me because I said that during manic episodes (of bipolar disorder), to control them it helps to play with things like use my hands.  That’s why a lot of people with bipolar disorder who have learned to supress manic episodes tend to move a lot and mess with things, we get like these bursts of intense energy like we HAVE to do something so anyways my mom bought this shit for me with a nice little box it comes with to hold it.

Alright this shit helped me so much.  It’s so nice and relaxing  I recommend it for anyone who has insomnia, anxiety, or bipolar.  It’s fantastic as a sensory item, it feels just like wet sand but it DOESN’T STICK TO YOUR HANDS and it is not messy at all.  Playing with it feels like playing with a soft kitten.  

i’d also be willing to bet that autistic people would benefit from being able to use this, what with its tactile aspect and all.

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